Globe and Mail columnist needles Keith Boag

"Keith Boag moves from CBC's Ottawa bureau to become a correspondent in Los Angeles. Oh Lordy, what exactly will the very, very serious Boag be covering? The mind boggles. “Well, Peter, Lindsay Lohan has done it again. Another DUI case. And here, Peter, I'm standing right at the spot on Hollywood Boulevard where her car was stopped by the LAPD. Oh look, Peter, that's Mischa Barton walking by, and in her new line of headbands too” -- John Doyle, Globe and Mail.